Gorgeous George

What is Gorgeous George?


1.

Some fatass tool from virginia that hosts his own public access talk show full of stupid skits and political claptrap.

Gets prank called a lot by SomethingAwfulgoons, among other Virginians.

Gorgeous George: Okay, let's take some calls baby WOOOOO!

Prank caller: toilet flush

Gorgeous George: Uh...you smell like shit and you have shit in your mouth!

Co-hosts: *nervous laughter*

See ONI-UNIT

2.

A fuzzy little foreigner speaking with a Queen Mother's accent who wears a bib and can't help but start every sentence with the word "uhm." "Uhm" can be replaced with "ehm" if he's truly lost for words.

He told me he was a Man's Man... but he was really more a of Gorgeous George.


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