Gorham

What is Gorham?


1.

Ghoramas erectus.

A Gorham can be found lurking in the shadows near a playground. Similar to a Michael Jackson, this creature is able to use its stealth and size advantages to take a small child to its habitat outside town behind a Taco Bell for devouring. The Gorham can be identified by its mating call, a sound which resembles "myah" in a high pitched tone, and the odor of mexican food which it picks up from its natural habitat. If a Gorham is spotted outside its natural habitat, it is recommeded you alert Animal Control before a child is swept away in a mexican taco grasp employed by the Gorham. Approaching a Gorham yourself is not advised due to the Gorham's ability to self destruct when confronted.

Is that a Gorham over there? Quick, get me animal control!

2.

Ghoramas erectus.

A Gorham can be found lurking in the shadows near a playground. Similar to a Boag, this creature is able to use its stealth and size advantages to take a small child to its habitat outside town behind a Taco Bell for devouring. The Gorham can be identified by its mating call, a sound which resembles "myah" in a high pitched tone, and the odor of mexican food which it picks up from its natural habitat. If a Gorham is spotted outside its natural habitat, it is recommeded you alert Animal Control before a child is swept away in a mexican taco grasp employed by the Gorham. Approaching a Gorham yourself is not advised due to the Gorham's ability to self destruct when confronted.

Is that a Gorham over there? Quick, get me Animal Control!


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