What is Gorilla Steeze?
1.
hunched over like an ape; gorilla style. skiing term
"He busted that skit with mad gorilla steeze!"
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2.
Extremely compact yet very relaxed position when on skis (almost always on skis). Referring to newschool skiers. Not racers or mogul skiers. The ones that slide rails and hit booters in a terrain park or on city handrails. Also exhibiting very baggy and enourmouse clothing occasionally with fur and throwback neon colors.
Skier 1: Damn did you see Tanner hit that hip with the gorilla steeze
Skier 2: Hells yeah, didn't move a muscle the entire time he was in the air. Shits intense. Very gorilla steeze!
3.
a subjunctive to 'steeze'
first established in humility of a certain special skiers style, which consisted of a curved posture, bent at the waist, with arms dragging in the snow.
so basically, if it aint gorilla, it aint steeze
t-hall has gorilla steeze.
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