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Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.
Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonigh..
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When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.
Hey cleatus i just..
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a person who loves the penis, i mean if he could have one, he would. Also loves john mayer and likes girls/boys. Uses jergens hand lot..