What is Gork?
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Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.
2.
One who is both a geek and a dork.
Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork
3.
noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork
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4.
Combination of a person who is a geek AND a dork.
That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.
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5.
One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.
He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
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6.
A Gork is a man who you think is a bit of a Gorm and definitly a big Dork
Sally: This man is like a proper Gork init!!
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7.
a gorgeous dork. i.e. A 5'11"-6' female nuclear scientist who is completely gorgeous, but has a super intellectual dorky side under the surface.
WOW! She is so incredibly gorgeous...but what a gork!
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