What is Goron?
1.
Someone who blindly follows the teachings of Al Gore. It is a combination of Gore and Moron.
Goron (s) actually believe in global warming. If Al said it, it must be so.
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2.
Gorons can be thought as creatures that live in the video game franchise Legend of Zelda. If a person takes a deper look one can see that they refer to the
I just bought some oranges from that goron at that corner.
3.
a stone eatig creature that lives in mountain areas such as Death Mountain. (as seen in legend of zelda:ocarina of time)
4.
A person who intentionally fucks up a multiplayer game online for the benefit of his or her amusement, typically the goron uses hacks to completely devestate his or her team usually resulting in vicious remarks to said person.
e.g.(killing teamates, weapon-jacking, alerting members of the other team to your teams position, screaming into the mic or spamming)
Dude gtfo you goron
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5.
one who is extremly fat and lazy
josh is a fuckin goron!!
fuckin fatass
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6.
A person from the town of Gore, Southland, New Zealand. Known as such because all people from Gore are also 'morons' hence, a Goron.
Whilst he is a moron, Al Gore is not a Goron, because he is not from Gore.
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