Gortron

What is Gortron?


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A very large unknown species of man thought to be part machine. He/it is not known to inhabit one particular land. He/it travels far and wide in search of the unholy session, mass feasting on troutsand onion sandwichs, he/it has short conscious time and as yet is only known to utter the words 'safe' and 'bleep bleep'

1)...see the amount you drank last night??!

.....yeah man almost became a gortron!!

2)...balls, did you see the state of that one i was with last night?

.....ha yeah looked like a gortron!!

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