What is Gorts?
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Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.
'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'
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