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The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.
Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D ..
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A collection of 5 or more-one dollar bills.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you have change for a 5?
Guy 2: Yeah, just let me check my stripper ..
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Yours or someone other persons fingers.
Blast Iv,e just closed the door on a couple of my bellringers.
See fingers, bellringers, feele..