What is Got The Upper Hand In A Drive-by?
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History:
On the glorious weekend of February 2nd 2008 Hana Viswanathan , a prominent member of UNC's party circuit mod squad (Better known as the E-House crew), so brilliantly proclaimed that in order to become a straight G, one must get the upper hand in a drive-by. After this history making revelation, members of the crew along with new members immediately began its usage.
Definition: Getting the upper hand in a drive-by.
Past Tense: (most common): Got the upper hand in a drive-by.
Future Tense (least common): Is going to get the upper hand in a Drive-by.
1.To exceed above and beyond all expectations of mediocrity, and ascend into the highest echelon of epic-ness. In other words, to be a straight fuckin' G. (In english, this means doing something incredible and/or above ones expectations... sometimes by unconventional means or even luck.)
1. popular synonym is "Baking a Cake"... because a real G has to know how to do that too...
Grasping this concept:
The easiest way to grasp this concept is to imagine the highest and most unattainable form of this definition. Imagine a seemingly average guy on his stoop in Compton getting his hair braided. Life is normal until a bunch of niggas from another crew roll up with Tech-9's Uzis, and Glocks, ready to bust a couple hundred caps in his ass and his porch. MEDIOCRITY would be to jump behind a car screaming "oh shit" amongst other expletives as they tear up his porch, his crib, and his fresh whip. However, EPICNESS would be to pull out his dick and take a piss with his right hand, while shooting a bazooka at the car with his left hand... All at the same time, without flinching.
-Emily got the upper hand in a drive-by when she was walking down the street drinking a 40 and didn't even get cited by the cops.*
-Noah got the upper hand in a drive-by when he smoked a blunt in Granville and all he got was a slap on the wrist.*
-Hana definitely got the upper hand in a drive-by when she came up with the identity Leila Wozniak completely schwasted and in the middle of getting a citation from some bitch ass RA's.*
*These examples are based on true epic-ness.
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