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When someone defecates on the keyboard of your brand new macbook and closes the lid.
My room mate is late with rent so I gave him the b..
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A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lift..
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Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.
A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.
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