What is Go-tard?
1.
a person who's primary mode of locomotion is a wheelchair. crippled person.
i go-tards should be forced to ride on the bike rack on the front of the bus so the other passengers are less inconvienenced.
2.
N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.
also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!
3.
A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.
Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!
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4.
A physically handicapped inividual.
I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.
5.
a ignorant person that is busy doing retarded things; a idoit on the go
That go-tard really thinks he's doing something important
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6.
Person Guy
A man afaid of getting a good fuck, so he uses his limited irony to mask his inability to get any action
7.
A flake; person on whom one is constantly waiting.
We are "Waiting for Go-tard."