Go-tard

What is Go-tard?


1.

a person who's primary mode of locomotion is a wheelchair. crippled person.

i go-tards should be forced to ride on the bike rack on the front of the bus so the other passengers are less inconvienenced.

2.

N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.

That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!

3.

A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.

Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR

Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!

See Shady

4.

A physically handicapped inividual.

I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.

5.

a ignorant person that is busy doing retarded things; a idoit on the go

That go-tard really thinks he's doing something important

See ola

6.

Person Guy

A man afaid of getting a good fuck, so he uses his limited irony to mask his inability to get any action

7.

A flake; person on whom one is constantly waiting.

We are "Waiting for Go-tard."


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