Gotard

What is Gotard?


1.

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

2.

n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.

He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.

3.

In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.

"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian

See fighting, wrestling, ufc, mma

4.

A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens

A person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. That person is a Gotard

See gotard, go-to

5.

Some one who is extra retarded.

My friend is a gotard! he put his finger in a blender the other day.

See retard, retarded, stupid, dumb, moron

6.

Alternate spelling: go-tard

An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.

A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.

You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.

Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?

You: Don't you need a parachute for this?

Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.

See go-tard, retard, dumbass, jackass, spaz, monkey

7.

One who is moronic in movement.

Damn jimmy is a gotard, he just stumbles all over the place


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