Goth Pockets

What is Goth Pockets?

Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.

WARNING: Goth Pockets may contain actual baby parts

See goth, food, sadistic, weird

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