What is Gothapotamus?
1.
Very heavy Goth person.
So like yesterday, I went to the club, and... dude, there was this Gothapotamus there, she had to weigh like 400 pounds! FUCK!!
2.
An extremely fat and un-attractive goth/emo chick that obviously lacks the constant blood drainage. Arguably the most off putting group of females.
"This metal club is horrible. If I see another gothapotamus, I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF!!!"
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