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When a underage girl is crouching and sucking your dick while rubbing her clitoris against your dress shoes, thereby shining them with h..
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When your girlfriend gives you a hand joblubricated by her tears.
I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.
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Though its origins are unknown, the Golden Egg is a sexual act of shitting. By either ass-to-mouth or just plopping it in there you must..