Goto

What is Goto?

A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.

This code is crap, look at all the gotos it has.

Asswhomper

1. One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound. Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper. That eltonjohn...

1. Georgie Dubya's IQ. No lie. Georgie Dubya has a 91 IQ. 2. George W. Bush's IQ. Exactly half of Bill Clinton's IQ. Geo..

Well, Bobcat My Nuts!

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..

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