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Come over to my house
Hi, Rob? Are you reaching today? Reach to my yard..
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A Jager Nuke is where instead of placing a shot of Jagermeister in a glass of red bull you place a shot of red bull into a glass of Jäge..
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The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.
Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*
Girl 1: He'..