Goudie

What is Goudie?


1.

n., adj.

(1) Anything thats anywhere between a little bit weird and totally outrageous, but is so great it causes spontaneous orgasms

(2) a gratifuck; an uncontrollable desire to sexually gratify someone as a method of thanks

(1)

guy: it was so goudie i totally ejaculated in my pants

girl: i know, i'm so wet from all the goudie

(2)

bro1: christmas dinner was so great i wanted to goudie aunt bessie

bro2: sick but true

girl: You're such a good friend!

guy: its the least i could do...

girl: i'm gonna goudie your brains out!

guy: cool, take your shirt off.

See goudie, orgasm, milk

2.

Goudie is a pig faced arrogent ugly smelly chick who whores herself to anything that walks. Usually hated by many.

Wow that bitch is one hell of a goudie.

See Brendan


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