What is Goulash?
1.
A sexual practice involving the insertion of human excrement into the anal cavity of another person
Edwin goulashed Mary all night long
"Good grief Marjory, that's some fine goulash"
"Didn't you hear we're not speaking? She wanted to perform goulash on me!"
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2.
Once upon a time there was a pony who was gazing through a field of flowers. The farmer that happened to own this wonderful field of flowers was watching this pony. When he saw it eat a small kitten. It has been known as Goulash ever since.
Goulash!
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3.
Tenacious D and Dio make a good one.
"Your sauce will mix with ours
and we'll make a good goulash baby!"
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4.
A hearty stew, which contains chunks of veal (though other kinds of meat can also be used, veal is prefered), and cut vegetables.
Good goulash is seasoned with a good amount of paprika, and tastes quite spicy.
Personally, I recommend eating it with either rice or fries.
"I think I'll have the goulash... what about you?"
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5.
A meat stew sold around Europe, but can also be used offensively and agressively in conversation.
"Steve your a bad goulash"
"I'll knock u out goulash prick"
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6.
1)an ill-tasting food often served in cafeterias made by combining leftovers from other meals. One could tell their friends that they got alot of goulash at camp and the friends might think they meant pussy
1. SON: so dad how were you with the ladies when you were younger
DAD: yeah back when i was in college i got so much goulash let me tell you
SON:wow, you must have been a ladies man
2. Goulash again, thats the third time this week, and it smells like fish
