What is Gould?
1.
v. to masturbate next to a woman instead of having sexual intercourse with her in an attempt to shame her.
that bitch didn't want to fuck so i just goulded myself all over the place. that'll be the last time that hoe tries to deny.
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2.
A guy that thinks he can get any girl or any type of sex
Alex is a gould because he said he could get with any girl
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3.
One of the dining halls on the Northfield campus of
"Why are you eating dinner in Gould?"
"There's Health Food at Marquand."
4.
Fag, Rather sit upstairs in your room and beat off. One who jerks off every half hour or hour, depending on the amount of homework that needs to be done. Going pussyless for 21+ years.
Yo dogg, why you just ganna sit up in your crib all day and gould-it-up. Stop makin so many damn beats Mick Schultz.
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5.
Sounds like "good"; should, would, could, gould, etc...
I got gould and drunk last night.
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6.
Of the genus 'weiner scrotumless'.
Often identified by high pitch squealing exclamations in classrooms and public areas.
The gould may become flustered and angry at constant jeers directed at its somewhat awkward and unappealing appearance.
Will become bright red after any mild physical activity (including crying) and/or any payouts directed towards it.
Its Gould!!!
Quick, turn around...maybe he won't see us.
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