What is Gourd Dick?
1.
a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.
'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'
Random Words:
1.
The act of unzipping the pants and whipping out the male member. May be considered foreplay to the zip and flip. But generally done to p..
1.
A name given to someone who:
Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.
Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to compl..
1.
a new and interesting way of saying "ok"
"do you wanna go shopping?"
"okus mcdokus"..
