What is Gourd Dick?
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a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.
'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'
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