Gourmet

What is Gourmet?


1.

"cool" or "dope" from Aaron Karo's ruminations, aaronkaro

For instance, one could say “Damn, those sneakers are gourmet!” or “That chick you took home last night had a gourmet ass.”

2.

adj. Extremely high in price, extremely small in amount, extremely decorative in style and extremely enjoyable. The last part is not always true.

In a gourmet restaurant, it is not unusual to spend an entire moth worth of budget for food on a single meal and still leave the restaurant hungry.

This slice of bacon is not just good; it is gourmet.

See food, chef, restaurant, expensive, classy

3.

the single most abused term in the world of food and cooking

"Many foods and food products labeled as 'gourmet' are actually worthless chemical-laden garbage, and it is utterly misleading to label it with that word, which in all honesty has become meaningless."

See food, cooking, quality

4.

Used as a buyer beware: This item costs several times its market value.

Apple offers gourmet computers.

See expensive, rip off

5.

Any food sprinkled with parsley or served on a square plate.

"I thought the spaghetti bolognese was boring, but look... now it's gourmet."

6.

Similar to felching, except the ass is decorated in some way before being sodomized and then having the semen sucked out of it. Perhaps the person can wear something frilly and then sprinkle powdered sugar onto their ass before the felching takes place.

(As with gourmet food, presentation is everything.)

"After the movie's over, you want to have some gourmet?"

"Sure! I'll get the doilies."

See felch, felching, anal creampie, blood orgy

7.

Term for a extremely good looking person. Also known as sexy.

"Julie, look at the guy. He's gourmet.

See hot, sexy, beautiful, delicious, attractive


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