What is Gout?
1.
n. a form of arthritis caused by the accumulation of uric acid crystals (due to hyperuricemia) in joints. It is an immensely painful disease, which in most cases affects only one joint, most commonly the big toe. The patient usually suffers from two sources of pain. The crystals inside the joint cause immense pain whenever the affected area is moved. The inflammation of the tissues around the joint also causes the skin to be swollen, tender and sore.
"Hey Bill How are you today?"
"Could be better, I have a really bad case of the gout."
2.
A word which can describe, be used in the place of, or be used in any context.
It can be used as a sexual or derogatory connotation, and can also be used to describe sincerity, hate, lust, or curses.
Derived from Latin word "Goutumn"; referring to all or anything, and scrotum.
"She has a nice
gout "
"You are such a
gout "
"I'd like to
gout all over you"
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3.
Used to tell someone to go away or take a walk.
"ur some mog"
"gout will ya!!"
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4.
to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)
John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!
5.
gross ex-girlfriend; ex-girlfriend that you dated but doesn't count cuz she was gross
"eww. her she was so gout. he never even liked her."
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6.
v. to go out with; date; to be happening.
Carson and Vail started gouting on New Year's
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7.
cocaine;
After snorting one rail of my gout, Joe asked whether he could hook up a ball of the same shit.
