What is Gouthami?
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Background: This word is rumored to have spurn from an individual that was not self absorbed like James Joyce at all.
n:
One who picks up a ketchup packet from a restaurant counter but uses it for other means then intended.
v:
To make novel use of an item in a romantic, dramatic or droll way.
adj:
Having the quality of being novel in perspective in life, particularly when it comes to tangible items.
Noun: “You are such a gouthami” –President Glopperty to his assistant in a news conference during a rather windy day.
Verb: “As Celia walked along the lane, she sighed as she remembered to pick up the G.I.Joe for her brother, although she knew he would gouthami it, rather than playing with it in the grass like the other boys” – Joplin Emert, from The Hallster Corrine
Adjective: “The applesauce simmered in the large pot, congealing and thickening in the thick hot container, wishing it had instead been given to one more gouthami”. – From The Writings of Jupiter Collasel
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2.
noun; the feeling one gets after kicking mimes or midgets, often accompanied by a feeling of spontaneous violence towards wobbly children with ice cream. comes from the latin "gouthamius," meaning "forevah and evah"; first seen in the homoerotic poems of Catullus
"Man, after all that wedding cake, I had the ultimate feeling of Gouthami. It lasted two days, during which I pushed over a kid named Stuart."
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ho please! whats a foo' like you doin' tryin to look up gouthami?! shiiit, ill learn you some gouthami, biaaatch. whaa?? you try to steal my crack?!? Ill break you ,you filthy whore. you tryin be trippin' ho!
gouthami reached back like a pimp and smacked the ho.
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4.
(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).
OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!
I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!
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Rare creature, commonly found feasting on brie near a piano. Similar to the jigglypuff, the gouthami is often found watching anime, preferably with jewish villainesses.
In the distance, Gouthami could hear the acclaimed call, "Death before life, death before life, death before life!"
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