Government Cheese

What is Government Cheese?


1.

A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENTto aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.

I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.

See gubment, cheese, usda

2.

money through welfare

"I get my government cheese on tha first of tha month."

3.

Government cheese is a blend of cheese handed out to needy families in the United States during the Reaganadministration. Many different blends of cheese were used in it's production, however today the most comparable cheese would be colby.

I sure wish we could still get some government cheese

See government, cheese, poor, welfare, government cheese

4.

Government cheese was the most flavorful fantastic cheese ever made. It was the one thing poor kids had over rich ones. It was usually delivered to your door(if you had a home) in a large block, by the state. Government cheese got me through my childhood. Thank you Dad, for being such a loser.

"Dude, you know where I can get some government cheese?"

When in high school, we used government cheese in home ec class.

See food stamps, poverty

5.

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.

- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!

See welfare, dole, food stamps, cheese, poor

6.

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

See tom

7.

A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are “drinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.

I work hard for my cheddar, but Danny—who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from slangdefine—is just Government Cheese.

See civil servant, government employee, government worker, slackery, cheddar


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