What is Government Grant?
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When you do something for someone, be it sexual or out of friendship, and get nothing in return.
I performed cunnilingus on my significant other and expected fellatio in return, but alas twas not but a Government Grant to her.
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A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting
See also Alan Sheareran..
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A comb used by the native people of India to get the curry out of their hair.
Did you just eat? You need to use that curry-comb again.
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