Government Job

What is Government Job?


1.

Jobs done for other employees in a workplace without compensation to the company. Generally uses company equipment, time, and resources.

Arthur: Trillian and I are looking at places to get our wedding cake.

Ford: We make cakes here at the grocery store. I could make it for you guys.

Arthur: How much would that cost?

Ford: I'll just call it a government job.

2.

A soft job that may not pay much, but has great bennies and little is expected. The incompetent are encouraged to apply.

I went to get license plates and waited 2 hours. Hurricane Katrina highlights the government job.

See bush, lazy

3.

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

See customer, hustle, dealer, trap, paper


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