Government School

What is Government School?


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More commonly known as a "public school," a government school is a place where unwitting parents send their children to be turned into dull, decadent, complacent citizens dependent on government and unable to survive in anything other than a collectivist, anti-individualist, government-regulated society.

In the natural order of things, children are supposed to get smarter as they progress through the different grades of school. But in a government school, kids actually get DUMBER as they move on up through the grades.

Besides robbing children of their intelligence and individuality, government schools also expose their hapless attendants to lefist propaganda, such as revisionst history and that monument of global-warming panic, "An Inconvient Truth."

Any parent who cares about the future of their children should (a)avoid these monstrosities and send their kids to private school or homeschool them, or(b) pray to God fervently that there child survives school with their individuality and smarts intact.

Jo-Anna: I homeschool my kids.

Erin: I send mine to a government school

Jo-Anna: YOU ABUSIVE BITCH! (runs off screaming)

Erin's retarded, government school-educated son: What's with her?

See school, education, retard, child abuse, politics


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