Government Shit

What is Government Shit?

A bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. Considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.

Smith: "Jenkins, where have you been? We're five minutes late to the briefing. And why are you smiling?"

Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"

See shit, poop, government, bureaucracy, tears

Zrunkerton

1. Wuss. Wimp. Dumby. Idiot. see ellieboy, poonair He didn't eat the ribs. Ha! What a zrunkerton...

Cmafr

1. Cry Me A Fucking River. OMFG, what a WATB. CMAFR. See crybaby, whiner, cmfr..

Kadzooks

1. An expression common in the early 20th centuary used to denote surprise. Wow, Golly "Kadzooks! Look at that girl!" See wo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Government Shit Edit Meaning