What is Government Shit?
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A bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. Considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.
Smith: "Jenkins, where have you been? We're five minutes late to the briefing. And why are you smiling?"
Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"
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