Government Shit

What is Government Shit?

A bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. Considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.

Smith: "Jenkins, where have you been? We're five minutes late to the briefing. And why are you smiling?"

Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"

See shit, poop, government, bureaucracy, tears

W.p.d.w.

1. Acronym meaning “Waldorf-ian Panty Dropping Whore”. A reference to the large number of sluts in Waldorf, Maryland. Stay away from that..

Zuppan

1. Verb used to explain someones length of puking or ability to puke. Large quantity or continuous puking are usually considered Zuppaning...

Branty

1. Originally named for the dope rocks that lie off the coast of Marshfield, MA. Later people used the branty rocks to try and compare sup..

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