Gowanism

What is Gowanism?


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A phrase used in a simile form to help explain the situation and/or the action you must perform.

Gowanism examples:

"You got to get on all four's and bear crawl like a wild-ass indian"

"Buggy's gonna go through 4 hole like a diamond through a goats ass"

"Buggy's gonna pass that safety like 2 ships passing in the night"

"Sometimes when your toatin the mail John you have to find a soft spot to lay down"

See football, indian, diamond, goat, gowan


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