Gozard

What is Gozard?


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n. (go-zard)

1) A gopher/lizard hybrid

2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.

A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.

I can’t believe that guy is flirting with Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks like Godzilla and Minnie Mouse’s love child.

See butterface, fugly, trolling for scratch, mercy fuck, coyote ugly


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