Gpa

What is Gpa?


1.

Overated system for determining a students intelligence but on occasion it does reflect a person's brain power. Designed primarily for parents and children with weak egos. Generally ignored by students with actual intelligence.

Mark: My GPA is 3.98, everyone will soon love and respect me.

Dave: (Punches Mark)

Mark: Um.....My GPA is only a general indicator of my ability to navigate the school system and irrelevant to my actual intelligence.

Dave: Your getting smarter everyday.

2.

(Short for "grade-point average".)

1. The average of a student's grades, or school marks, over a period of time.

2. A student's mark in the 4-point American grading system.

n. "Most colleges require a 4.0 GPA for admittance."

n. "Tom's GPA was so low, he was unable to participate in school activities."

3.

At Queen's university in Kingston Ontario, the engineering jackets are called GPA's. This stands for Golden Party Armour. Their traditions involve dying the jackets purple and slamming them on the ground in front of cars. All this must be done while very drunk.

Man, those engineers are so cool. Look at their beautiful purple GPA's. I wish I was smart enough to be an engineer.

4.

a discriptive acronym standing for G-garenteed, P-piece(of), A-ass; meaning in short, a booty call that will cum through every time

its almost last call, where is my GPA?

5.

'Gang probe association' - organization formed in 2004 by three rogue students at the University of Toronto, the main purpose of which was to promote the usage of gang probes. Major functions including the procurement of lube and batteries, recruitment of unsuspecting students looking to improve their grades, research into anal elasticity, and, of course, executive oversight.

Sample GPA meeting agenda

#1 - Gang probe Ricardo

#2 - See #1

6.

Gay Pride America- Exhibiting same sex tendencies on a daily basis, much to the dismay of your best friends. Can also be used as a durogatory slang remark.

"That guy is total GPA! word"

See gay pride, gay homo, gayness, gay man

7.

GPA:

GANGSTER

PIMP

ADAM

HE is a major wegro

yo GPA no one loves you your mom is dead yea and she was straight

See adam, wiger, old school, gpa


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