Gps Edit Meaning

1.

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"

"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

See B-Town

1.

Girl's prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For normal girls they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher bitchyness level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as GPMS girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.

My friend tadd was walking through the woods with a girl that was from GPS and he got mauled by a bear.

See gps, girls, chattanooga, mccallie

2.

Global Positioning System

Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.

Without GPS, countless losers who can't use a VOR would be lost"

3.

Gold Pussy Syndrome. A condition that can develop in woman as a result of prolonged exposure to situations where the ratio of men to women is unusualy low, such as some schools, professions, or the military. Common symptoms include unreasonable high standards in women as well as a corresponding drop in male standard levels.

That girl must have major GPS. She just turned down five guys in the last half hour, and she's a goblin!

4.

GPS is an acronym for "Gay Pants Syndrome", which is the phenomenon that occurs when someone wears baggy pants and shoes. If the bottom of the pant leg goes over the tongue of the shoe (way over), then you look "gay", and therefore have GPS. It is the duty of anyone aware of GPS to warn someone else if they have it, so they don't end up looking retarded. The only exception to this rule is if they're a huge fag and then you just make fun of them for being a fag, because no one likes fags. The only exceptions to this rule are when the person has either work boots or splash pants on (If they have both them they're a fag anyway).

Dude 1: Oh shit man, you got mad GPS right now

Dude 2: Thanks man, you saved me from looking like a fag

Dude 1: Oh look, here comes Gayness, don't tell him he has GPS, he's a fag

Dude 3: Hey guys

Dude 1/2: Your a faggle

See pants, gayness, faggle, syndrome, splash pants

5.

Great Piece of Shit

This $300.00 GPS device got me fucking lost!

See gps, great, piece, of, shit

6.

Gay Porn Site.

A site for gay porn.

Sometimes we make jokes about GPS.

A: Look, I got a GPS!

B: ??!! You became a gay porn site administor??!! LOL

See gps, gay, porn, global, system

7.

Gay Party System. Usually installed into a person's car. Used to play gay music, view gay porn, and host a gay party.

Man, in his flash Audi, he's gota GPS. He must be gay.

See gay, retarded, faggot, lol, audi, gps