Grad Student

What is Grad Student?


1.

Someone who postpones his unemployment, by staying in College to further his degree. Can be from between 2-to-8 years. A grad student is either a lazy bum who doesn’t want to leave College , or an overachieving dork.

Student 1: Man I gotta start finding a job tomorrow.Student 2: Nah, just become a grad student, and kick back another couplea years. Hey there’s a kegger tomorrow, you in?

See college, bum, degrees

2.

1. adj.

lifeless; without hope

2. n.

a sense of despair

3. v.

to make a really poor decision

see: game over

"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."

"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."

See graduate, student, sad


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