What is Grades?
1.
something invented to make you feel as if you are inferior to other people just by a letter in the alphabet
boy: heres my report card
dad: AN F????????????????????
boy: yeah
dad: YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND SHOLD DIE BECAUSE THAT IS THE SIXTH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET NOT THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.
Something that rates the amount of effort and skill you put into a piece of work, typically for school
Below shows how different races generally feel about their grades, in categories Other and Asians.
Grades to Others:
A= Above Average
B= Great!
C= Average
D= Below Average
F= Failure
Grades to Asians:
A= Average
B= Below Average
C= Crappy
D= Death (partially from parents)
F= Fucked (partially from parents)
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3.
Either a letter, check mark, or numerical percentage, awarded to students to serve as an arbitrary means of evaluating one’s academic performance regarding various scholarly subjects and thus assessing one’s comparative worth against his/her pupils. Grades originated out of social necessity through individuals who were too stupid to recognize whether or not someone had any intellectual value without a universal standard to measure by.
The most stupid example of grades is the minus/plus system, which penalizes the achievers and rewards the slackers.
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4.
An evaluative calculation based on alphabetical sequence that is used to make one a slave to the system and puppet to labor. Holds no correlation with intelligence, wisdom, or knowledge.
Student A: I got A's for all my grades.
Student B: Wonderful, now go properly learn.
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5.
Something that is eared by your hacking skills in school. Some People cheat by bribing the teachers to do it for them by doing their work, this will not work if the teacher doesnt like you.
leethacker: I got straight a's
straigh a student: i did the work
leethacker: you cheater
