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freezing a turd for use as a dildo
"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo..
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when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
that dick just gave me a messy ..
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derived from an advertising jingle the I Love Horses Magazine.
I Love Horses is a magazine for little girls, all about exciting equine..