Graduate

What is Graduate?


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When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)

"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"


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