Graduation

What is Graduation?


1.

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

See Eric

2.

The best known cure to senioritisand similar diseases. Side effects include long gowns, flat square-shaped hats, diplomas, responsibility, college, and/or career.

After graduation, Jerry learned to pack his own lunches.

3.

The best/worst thing for a high-schooler to experience before they take their leap into the real world. A last chance for friends/crushes/acquaintances/etc. to get together for the last time, and, hopefully, get phone numbers/e-mail addresses/Myspaces to talk to each other after they all leave high school.

At graduation, I tried to kiss my than girlfriend, she moved away from the kiss, and told me that she was cheating on me someone else. She than proceeded to graduate while my dad took a picture of us standing together with our diploma covers. Needless to say, my graduation sucked ass. Also, don't throw your caps when you graduate. I did, and got back one without a graduating class pin.

See graduation, graduate, diploma, cap, gown

4.

a ceremony in which all participants are wearing identical caps and identical gowns. The class speaker will usually state that the key to success is individuality.

At graduation, Mr. Anderson stated in order to be successful one must branch out from the rest.

See graduation, senioritis, party, responsibility

5.

This is the day you leave high school with a diploma, and many gaping wounds and/or emotional pain/catharsis.

Wow, Tom! Congratulations on graduating from high school, isn't that a big relief?

Tom: Well, this wound from AP Chemistry will never go away, and I feel like crying like a little girl, knowing I don't have to put up with those fucking losers and that history teacher for the rest of my life *cries*

Graduation

Then comes college, when you become a freshman all over again, CONGRATS!

See graduation, high school, painful, relief

6.

Is basically the word for free money pouring out of ever orphus of your body, that is if you play your cards right.

"Yeah, so tomorrow is graduation.."

"Oh really? Wow, here's $50."

See graduate, grads, senior, money, relatives

7.

a fuktup ceremony or shit like this, that every hyschool student dreams of, but when their done with it, they hate themselves... ugly shit!

old ppl say that once u graduedet u become a grownup...

my sister is about 2 hate herself! haha. 2morro is her graduation...


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