What is Gramelspacherian Masturbation?


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(n.) the masturbatory technique of acquiring great skill and aptitude at masturbation (through hours of intense practicing) so that masturbation is able to occur at least three times an hour without significant chafing or pain.

side effects of gramelspacherian masturbation are an increased urge to strike young jewish men in the testicles on their birthdays and the uncontrollable yearning for dining at trashy seafood restaurants like red lobster.

logan, when he first heard of gramelspacherian masturbation, wept in delight upon discovering the solution to his lifelong quest for increasing his masturbatory frequency.

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