Grammartize Edit Meaning

1. A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels. Don't dry your face with that, ..

1. Generally used whenever something computer-related dies, e.g a computer crashes, a site fails, or a conversation dies. Used like a funer..

1. A ravid Zune fanboy. Could be a threat to others, as they can use their Zune as a weapon. "Dude, that guy never leaves his house w..