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1. When you arrive at work the following morning after a night of heavy partying...hair a mess, shirt and pants wrinkled, eyes glassy...bas..

1. A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer. Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks. See beer, 40..

1. When you go to fart and you shit aka. a shart. I had to fart but then I ended up doing a Kirkendall See kirk, kirkendall, shart, fart,..