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1. When you're having a good drinking night and starting to feel it... After taking that last shot, I'm feeling a little saspy ..

1. Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck m..

1. A so-called "cal-invite" player in Call of Duty, who talks a lot of crap to other players, even though he backs it up with hac..