What is Grand Haven?
1.
where u find all the dumb vactioners that don't know how to drive
look there is another vactioner going the wrong way on a one way street
2.
1) A small beachtown located in the real
2) A small West Michigan city full of white, middle class, Christian Reformed people who often do nothing else than contract skin cancer at the beach.
3) Quite possibly the site of the most MIP's ever handed out.
1) Grand Haven: We own it, you just visit.
2) Someone from Grand Haven: "Evolution is fake. Jesus is my homeboy. Everyone else who is alive is a faggot and deserves to burn in Hell with Satan."
3) Grand Haven is building a huge-ass courthouse for all those wily teens.
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3.
Where your known as either a loner or a popular kid. The only good part is jumpin java downtown dogs and rit.
You listen to hardcore bands? what are you a loner? Thats grand haven for you
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4.
a place where most white kids will act black, a term known as
look at that wigger, he must be from grand haven.
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