Grand Opening

What is Grand Opening?


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When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If done right, you can please up to 22 women.

Did you see that sith lord perform the Grand Opening? He was penetrating 22 women!

See houdini, donkey punch, unicorn, eiffel tower, train


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