Grand Opening

What is Grand Opening?


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When you use all of your fingers and toes, your penis, and your tongue, while thrusting your pelvis and giving a maniacal laugh. If done right, you can please up to 22 women.

Did you see that sith lord perform the Grand Opening? He was penetrating 22 women!

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