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Standing upright in a liquor store for 8 hours with one eyebrow arched and the other eye closed.
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Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Pissing Myself While Playing The Piano
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1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.
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