What is Grand Tetons?
1.
French for big, juicy, succulent boobies.
I'm sure she has a nice personality, but I'd LOVE her to introduce me to her Grand Tetons!
2.
Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;
"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"
"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"
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