Grand Tetons

What is Grand Tetons?

1.

French for big, juicy, succulent boobies.

I'm sure she has a nice personality, but I'd LOVE her to introduce me to her Grand Tetons!

2.

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

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