What is Grandeclitophobia?
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A striking fear of a large clitoris on a woman. Enough of a fear to make your dude meat completey deflate into a worm-like squid or for some a squid-like worm.
I was eating Chrystie's box the other day when all of a sudden my grandeclitophobia caused me to vomit and assume the fetal position.
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