Grandecocktitus

What is Grandecocktitus?

A disorder that causes males with overly large penises to awkwardly lose their footing

<Falls over> "Can you help me up, my cock is to big..."

"Ooooooh my, you must have grandecocktitus"

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Uncondomable

1. When a couple has unprotected sex, either in the anus or vagina. They had uncondomable sex. See Jon..

Fuckcast

1. Like 'forecast', a indicator for the probability of getting laid in a given situation. JOHN: That girl you've been talki..

Latex Laceration

1. wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this r..

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