Grandfather Clock

What is Grandfather Clock?


1.

While mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his dick look like the long pendulum on a grandfather clock

It just started as a casual moon, but then turned into a grandfather clock

See moon, fruit basket, ass, butt, cheek, wing ding

2.

When your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because of her period.you then convince her to let you pull out her tampon with your teeth, you then sit on her chest and hold her arms down as you proceed to swing the blood soaked plug over her face like a pendulum

I gave Kristi a grandfather clock today

See tampon, dirty sanchez, pussy, vagina, whoer


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