Grandma

What is Grandma?


1.

The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!

Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.

See grandma, family, old, food, yum, good, granny, taste, cook

2.

1. Your mother or fathers mother.

2. Any old lady you see on the street.

1. Relative

2. Gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.

3.

Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.

James: You gonna grandma tonight?

Amadea: You know I can't wait until 6 to eat!

See meal, granny

4.

(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."

If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.

See cheat, lie, identity theft, poker

5.

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?

Mary:Grandma

6.

your bong, new hip nickname in the sand hook/monmouth county are in nj.

Dude 1 : Yo, check my new grandma!

Dude 2 : Damn! She hits like Mike Tyson son!

See bong, grandma, mike tyson, weed, hit

7.

Code name for marijuana, used by whitey.

Come over and watch tv with us tonight, grandma will be visiting!

See marijuana, grandma, smoke, weed, hemp


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